Getting rid of the one you love to hate.

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 07-May-2006 13:17:26

Got a love hate relationship which you find yourself hating more than loving? Want a way out but don't know or have the guts to say pack your bags and beat the streets? Is it that you just can't decide if alone is what you want to be? Well here is a helpful hand for you.

1. Tell us what your partner does that makes you wanna kick em in the head.
2. Besides the head, where else would you like to kick em.
3. Instead of who would you like to bang, who would you like to bang from your past again.
4. Which one of your partners friends would you most like to bang?
5. If your partner is boring in bed what makes them boring.

Armed with these questins answered, climb into bed for the last time. Get your partner aroused, and then when their all hot and bothered give em the list. They'll be packin their bags before you can say my west virginian sister.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 07-May-2006 21:38:46

shouldn't this go in the joke board category?

Post 3 by OrangeDolphinSpirit (Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?) on Tuesday, 09-May-2006 20:40:57

Are you serious?

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 8:45:26

Its extremly childish and one sided.

Post 5 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 11-May-2006 22:28:47

Yeah, that is just mean.

Post 6 by Puggle (I love my life!) on Friday, 12-May-2006 11:01:32

maybe it should have been put in joke board. people take things to literally unless it's spelt out for them.

Post 7 by wildebrew (We promised the world we'd tame it, what were we hoping for?) on Friday, 12-May-2006 11:09:23

You men s p e l l e d out for them <grin>